I was tagged by ~anila73
because she's cool I guess.
I was gonna do this with Ridley because she's my personal favorite in my Biocidal story but that there's nothing stopping both Ridley and Axel from answering these questions, so here we go!
1. What is your name?
a: Axel Vohra.
r: Staff Sergeant Ridley Nakamura. But most of my platoon calls me Sar’n Naks because I guess my name takes too long to say and the army is full of lazy asses. [that's like a direct quote from the story actually]
2. Do you know why you were named that?
a: I guess maybe my dad is a fan of machinery? He's a weapons engineer.
r: The hell should I know.
3. Are you single or taken?
r: Kind of fighting in a war.
4. Have any abilities or powers?
a: I'm pretty good with weapons I guess.
5. Stop being a Mary-sue!
a: ...Axel? I mean, my name is Axel?
6. What's your eye colour?
a: Kind of amber.
r: They're black I think idk.
7. How about hair color?
a: Dark brown.
r: Black omg how else do you think Asians look?
8. Have you any family-members?
a: My parents.
r: Oh, plenty. They're all dead.
9. Oh? How about pets?
r: Axel is my pet.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
a: I'm not the biggest fan of Autochs. [those are the aliens in my story, just in case idk]
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
a: Honestly I like talking to my dad about his work. I like guns. I like biomunitions.
r: idk combat training was fun.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
r: Are you serious, I'm fighting in the war.
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
a: Autochs aren't really human, so I don't think they count...
r: ARE YOU SERIOUS, I'M FIGHTING IN THE WAR.
14. What kind of animal are you?
a: I would probably be a cat.
r: I'm not an animal omg this interview is ridiculous.
15. Name your worst habits?
a: I guess I tend to lie, it happens sometimes.
r: I kill people who annoy me.
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
a: My dad, a whole lot. And Ridley, when she's not being difficult.
r: I look up to myself because I'm the only reasonable person on this damn planet.
17. Are you Gay, Straight, or Bisexual?
r: Wow I'm getting really annoyed.
18. Do you go to school?
a: No. But I went to military school.
r: I'm twenty-four. I'm in the army.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
a: I used to.
r: lolololol kids?? You mean like?? little tiny versions of me running around???
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
a: Ahaha... I'm probably more infamous than fangirl-worthy idk.
r: The whole army is my fanboy.
21. What are you most afraid of?
a: I don't know anymore. All of my worst fears have happened.
r: I am way to shallow to be asked deep questions, my friend.
22. What do you usually wear?
a: Earth tones. I tend toward olive and beige.
r: My combat uniform because I'M IN THE ARMY OMG.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
a: Huh... I don't remember the last time I've eaten...
[AGGRESSIVELY INTERRUPTS THIS PROGRAM TO AVOID SPOILERS]
24: Am I annoying you?
a: Not at all! I'm so used to Ridley telling me the way I am, it's nice to get actual questions for a change.
25. Well, it's still not over!
26. What class are you? (low class, middle class, high class)?
a: High class.
27. How many friends do you have?
a: Uhhh. I don't even know if I should count Ridley, she's so cynical.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
a: I'll bet my dad can recite the whole number.
r: Look, man. I just shoot guns and kill Autochs. Leave the math to the people who have that sort of time.
30. Favourite drink?
a: Water please.
31. What's your favourite place?
a: I used to like my fiance's basement. A lot of good times happened there. [it's a training room you sickos, they didn't do the sex there or anything]
r: Mostly the bar.
32. Are you interested in anyone~?
r: I'm a huge fan of myself.
33. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
a: I'm flat-chested I guess, I don't know. I don't really care.
r: Are you serious right now.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
a: Ooooh the ocean.
r: Why is this relevant to anything?
35. What's your type?
a: My fiance was perfect.
r: Don't have one.
36. Any fetishes?
r: I really really like killing people who annoy me.
37. Seme or uke?
a: Who what?
38. Camping or indoors?
a: They both have their perks.
39. Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
a: Ha I don't know.
r: OMG YES.
40. Well, it's over! Now tag five people!
Actually you know, just anyone copy and paste it because it's fun.